Yippy Yip Yip Yip!!

The looooong, and I do mean LONG....wait is ovah!!! I am proud to mention that I am the parent of a very, and I do mean LAZY, baby!! Nothing is wrong with him!! Yippy!! He is just really stubborn (like his parents) and wants to do things at his own pace. Today he had an appointment with neurologist and she found nothing wrong. He has started physical therapy and is NOW finally pulling himself up and climbing up our stairs (after I tempted him with a chocolate doughnut). I am still probably going to post here and there though. Lately, there is just so much crazy people bothering us...(I have a few good stories, like how we called the police on a drunk harassing us at home and 4 cop cars showed up. And how my brother-in-law decided to call my mother-in-law at work and decided to threaten to kill her co-workers. Fun times follow us!) Also, I get to start work again! 2008 is proving to be a very interesting year for Jonathan and I. But in the end we prevail and that's all that matters, right? Thank you all for your cares and concerns. I've been busy trying to keep my 5 yr old and my 1 yr old busy. And trying to get that baby to walk! I haven't been able to tell each and everyone of you thank you for everything. Yes, thank you all sooooo much and I love you all!!!

I'm going crazy.

Sorry I haven't been around posting much. It's just one damn thing after another. And now the center of my focus is on Baby Nicky..again. I took him in for his check-up and told them he is STILL not walking. And then I get this, "You should have brought him in at 15 months! If babies don't walk at 15 months there could be a problem". Well thanks! The last doctor told me not to worry and he's just probably lazy. Long story short, I have to take him to the neurology department at the university because they think he might have cerebral palsy. Why do they have to tell you what your child "might" have? I don't want to know! Don't make me more freaked out than I already am, right? Just say, 'take him here to get him checked out. We'll get a better idea why he's not walking'. Moving on. So I'm trying to get him an appointment and I still can't get him in...even with the doctor's referral. Nice. I'm going around in circles trying to get him in, but it seems like nothing is happening. Except making me more depressed. I've cried a few times over this. There is a little tiny bit of hope that I do clench tightly to. After Nicky's appointment, I visited my mother and she introduced me to a woman that has kids the same ages as Nate and Nicky. Her and I got to talking and she told me about her friend that went through the same thing I'm going through. Nothing was wrong with her friend's son. He was just lazy and/or slow, and didn't start walking until he was almost 3! I was thinking...Good God! I don't know if I could carry Nick around everywhere until he was three, but if it meant he was not sick I could deal with it. Anyway, that's what's up. I'm not going to be posting, I don't really feel up to it. But when things start moving smoothly again blog wise, I'll bug you guys and tell you. Take care!! Love you all!!

What You've Been Waiting for?

Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlooooong. Curse you Subway and your damn jingle!! I've been singing that song for days!!! If I can't get that song out of my head, well then, I'll subject you all to the same fate!! Sorry! Got a little bit out of hand there...Okay here they are. My wedding pictures. My brother & I. If I was a guy, I would look like my brother. Tee hee. Genetically, we both have the exact same facial features. It's neat that we have the same mouth because his son and Nick both have our mouths. You can tell they are related! But thats another post! My lovely bridesmaids!Our lovely family that we had out of wedlock! ;)I just wanted to show the flip flops I wore during my wedding! Tee hee!I like this picture only because I think I look cute like Meli!! She smiles all cute!!Cake time!!At the dinner!All of my close friends! (from left to right) Maid of Honor, Laura, my friend Cynthia that I grew up with (she visited me from out of town!), Kathleen, moi, Ashlie, Christy and Lindsey.This picture is of the Best Man (left) Jon and then me. When I first saw this picture, one word popped into my head. Trouble. Haha!! Well trouble for Jonathan...And thats pretty much it. I WILL post about my honeymoon, only because I KNOW I had a past life in Hawaii. That's the most beautifulestally place I have ever been in my life. I loved it there. Plan a trip to Hawaii, trust me, it's worth it.

Poor Baby

I would love to post all the wedding pictures, but Baby Crawfish is really, really sick. Last week he had a small fever, wasn't eating and didn't want to do anything except lay in my lap. Thursday I took him into the doctor and they said he has ear infections in both ears and a throat infection. Great. My poor baby. Got some antibiotics and thought everything was going to be okay. Four days after taking his antibiotics he still has a fever and his eardrum burst so its leaking out gooey cuteness. And he was crying more than before. So I took him to urgent care Easter night, 10 minutes before the urgent care closes. The doctor said his anitbiotics weren't working so she gave him a stronger antibiotic. His ear should be fine, but she told me to make an appointment with an ear,nose and throat doctor. . I did and took him in. The antibiotic seemed to work and he will be okay. So, sorry for the break in posting. I should be back next week!!

The Final Countdown! Part 2!

Finally its time to get married! Since my father was so sick, he didn't make it, so my brother walked me down the isle. Right when it was my turn to walk down the isle, I'm thinking, that Taco Bell was not a smart idea. It's about to be down the front of my dress since I was so nervous. But I didn't spew!! The first things that went through my mind was...look up & smile. I have a bad habit looking at the ground when I walk. Escpecially when I'm really nervous! So it was like..take a step, look up at everyone a smile. Take a step, keep looking up and keep smiling. Take a step, don't even think about looking down and wear that damn smile. After that, everything was like a walk in the park. Our pastor made a Seinfeld joke durring the wedding and I thought, too cool! And when it came to our vows, I smiled and said them all without a tear! I couldn't cry! I don't know if there was too many people or if I was too excited to cry, but I didn't.

Afterwards, we had the reception there at the church. We cut the cake and fed it to each other. I reminded Jon that he will feed me first (so that if he smushes it in my face, I could return the favor. He didn't. Smart man). And after everyone left, we took pictures of the wedding party.

We planned a dinner for our family and friends only. You know...so no free loaders would come. But before we headed out to dinner, I stopped at my parents house to check up on my Dad. He was even worse than before. I cried. Because I never saw him so vulnerable, weak and so sick, it was a first for me. I gave him some water and he told me I was beautiful and really wanted to be there. I left with tears streaming down my face. Once we got to the dinner, I was a Debbie Downer. I hardly ate my food and I didn't want to do anything. No first dance with Jon, no throwing of the garder or the bouquet, I didn't want to do anything because my father wasn't there. Everyone noticed.

Towards the end, I lightened up wee bit. OOOH And I made a mixed cd for the dinner, right? One of the songs I put on it was by Carrie Underwood, Before He Cheats. Just for the BM! But I think he was too drunk to noticed. Oh well, he did his dumb toast. It was like, "you guys seem so happy together & I know you guys are going to be with each other for a long time. I'm glad Kelly and Jonathan found each other....blah blah blah" ...Listening to his gay toast was like listening to a crackhead telling me not to do drugs & because he doesn't do drugs, you know whatta mean? Pure bullshit!! After BM's toast, Jon's other groomsman started a toast of his own, which was a surprise to us. His was the same thing, but I knew he was much more sincere because there has been a few times that Jon and I hang out with him when he's drunk/high and he always says he's ready to find "The One" (soo ladies...if your looking for love..) and he wants to have what we have. He's mushy like that. Out of all of Jon's friends, I actually do like him! After his toast was my Maid of Honor's toast. Her toast was mushy too. Then it was my brother's toast & I'm thinking, Mother of pearl! How many damn toasts are we going to hear?! No, I'm kidding.. but he mentions how he was honored to walk me down the isle and that our father couldn't be there. I was touched. I didn't think he would feel that way. I'm glad he opened up because I would never in a million years think that way. Tis nice, that brother of mine!

Around 8:30pm everyone started to leave. Good, damnit! jk. Jon and I packed up some stuff left at the dinner and headed to our room. Maaaan, that room was nast! Mold growing on the shower wall...and not the stingy mold that doesn't come off...this was new mold or whatever. I could wipe if off with my fingers..& there was a big pile of towels right next to our door. Yah, nice. Elegant. We decided to go home for a bit. I forgot why, by that time I was a walking zombie. I just wanted sleep. We got home, striped off our wedding attire and put on comfy pj's and then smoked a bowl! That definatly made the night better! haha ;) after awhile we went back to the hotel and went to bed. NO sex, remember?! Damn period! ugh...dumb uterus. But that was the whole day... and that bed felt soooo good from a day like that!

I lied!

Well I got some time now!! Hot damn, everything is stirring about. That's the best way I can put it. Anywho...Guess what?? I lied!! I got the my camera back last night! Now, I can tell you what we did for my bachelorette party! Yippee!!!So we did what I planned. It was only my 4 Bridesmaids (Laura, Kimmy, Ashlie and Lindsey) and I. First, we went to a nice make-up shop and Lindsey bought me some lipstick to cover up my cold sore! Nice! Next, we went to the mall and bought cute dresses. And I bought a cute dress that was $120.,but was now down to $45. Score! Laura bought me new black heels to go with my dress too! Love her! Then we all went back to Ashlie's house to meet up with everyone and have a small party. Laura also bought a Pimp Cup for me! That was the best! I love that damn glass! And I also wore a "hottie" whistle and a sash that said "Miss "outta control" Bachelorette!" and it flashed! At the party we ate pizza, played guitar hero 3, opened gifts and then it was off to the dance floor! It was fun! It was even better because guys bought me drinks, but didn't dance with me. I didn't have to feel slightly guilty if I did dance with a guy! Remember Christy? Well she was being a sour puss. I knew she would. She was getting granny on us. "I don't want to dance, my feet are killing me. Waaaaaah!!!" She's not a high heel gal at all. If you're a high heel girl you persevere through the pain and make it look fabulous! I got 2 blisters! She's more of an ugg/crocs girl. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But if you know those shoes were going to hurt, why wear them and complain, girlfriend!? Oh well, I figured once I'm drunk she won't matter to me. And I was right! My Momma taught me that! I'm nice and love everyone when I'm drunk. I drank the right amount. Enough for me to get away with doing dumb shit, but still being able to remember it. My friend dared me to kiss this bald's guy head & I did. When I got home I stripped off my dress, down to my under-roos, went to the bathroom and took my contacts out, then I puked. How nice. Just twice. Everything I ate and drank. And after I did, I wanted to pass out on the toilet. It was my new pal. I really wanted to sleep & wasn't going anywhere, but I thought, if Jon finds me here, he will keep remembering me what I did over and over and over again for the rest of my life. So I got up and went to bed! It was such a awesome party!! I loved every minute of it!!

Unfortunately, I didn't have any pictures of my drunk ass. Or the damn Youtube thing! I got all caught up in the fun! I'm sorry!! I'll try to do something this weekend! Gahh...I'm pissing my pants. I'm scared!! I DO want to marry Jon, just not in front of everyone!The rehearsal dinner was...there. We all know are parts and that's the important part. Jon & I practiced our vows. OMG it was crazy. It was my turn and I started tearing up & was about to cry. And when I did that, it was like a chain reaction. Everyone started crying. My mom, Lindsey, Tessie (Jon's mother) and his convict brother! I was all, oh my! But, I told myself to "man up" and I worked through it and I finished without a tear. It was hard. I'm not going to "really cry" until I have to. I know I will. But yah. Then we all ate BBQ afterwards. Yum! We have Kanas City blood in us, so we're all about the BBQ!! And everyone lived happily ever aftah! Thee End. Oh I wish. But, if I get a chance, I'll post about the drama! Tomorrow I'm really busy! Ashlie is my assistant for the day! She's awesome. I've been really venting everything out on her. Thank God for best friends! So here comes the pictures!!! Take care everyone!!

My little sister, Kimmy. Pa-Pannies in yo' face, Pannies in yo face! Pa-Pannies in yo' face, Pannies in yo' face! <---You're supposed to rap to that!Love me some Pimp juice!Ashlie and I.....and of course the Pimp Cup!My Cake!!They said, pick a peen sucker, Kelly! So I took the big one, and they were suprised for some reason. Hello! Of course I want the big one! Who wouldn't?!My Leo Lindsey and I!All thee amigas!! Ash And I at the rehersal dinner!!

yah, I'm here...

But barely. I can't post much. My life is BUSY BUSY BUSY!!! So in a nutshell...My party ROCKED!! I knew it would! I have pictures, but I forgot my camera at my friends house. Poopers. So the weekend after my party was Jon's bachelor/birthday party. Motherfucker. I now offically hate his best friend (aka The Best Man). I have to be nice! I don't want him to ruin my wedding! But shit will indeed hit the fan. I'm so fckn pissed! Oh...so much fckn drama. If I could, that bastard wouldn't even be in my wedding. He didn't get Jon to do anything bad. But the party he planned for Jon, was more for himself (and his ill intentions) than for Jon. Give me 2 weeks and I will deliever the drama. You guys will be amazed at this guys fckn nerve. I can't even believe it. Other than that, the rehersal is tonight! Kill him with kindness. That's my plan. So yah...sorry for the lack of posts...

OH! ANNNND. A big THANKS to Jamie for sending me a card!! Thank you! It made me laugh and feel better!! Take care!

Thank You All!

I've been quite a pissy mood lately. I have everything planned for my wedding. Everything is perfect, everything is right, everything is done. I'm ready to finally get married. The closer it gets, the more mushy I am to Jonathan. 22 more days! 23 more days until Hawaii!! But since everything is perfect thus far, everyone and they're fckn mom wants to change things. And it's pissing me off! And I think I might post another rant about my future brother and sister-in-laws. Ugh! What's their fckn problem? Anyway, bring on the positive! Well my birthday was exactly how I wanted. I did nothing. I could care less about the Super Bowl. I just stayed home with my family and it was sweet. I told Jonathan not to get me anything, but he didn't listen and gave me a beautiful diamond bracelet (it was a birthday/wedding present). I'm a very frugal person, I don't buy designer things and I buy the cheapest of the cheap when it comes to myself (other people I splurge out the big bucks). Jonathan could have gotten a rubber band and glued glitter to it and I would be happy. Shit, if it sparkles, it sparkles. I ain't choosey! But I do wear it a lot....in the house. I'm too skeered to wear it out!
Like my bony hand? I got Angelina Jolie zombie hands, veins and all! Thank you to everyone that gave me birthday wishes!! It made me realize how long we have known each other...almost two years now!! Wowza!! Shazam!! Zoinks!! Isn't that insane!? When are we going to have a "cheeto convention"?

Holy Moly

Dadgum, I haven't been around in a loooong time! Sorry! Just been plenty busy! So let me catch you up. Christmas was good, we all made out like bandits. I carried on a tradition to my kids that my parents did to my sister and I. Late Christmas Eve when we are about to go to bed, we get a present and it's always pajama's. Nice soft brand new washed pajamas. I always love it and passed it on to Nate and Nick. To my surprise Nathan thought it was great. Yey! And New Years was fun. The New Year is already off to a great start. Baby finally started to CRAWL....lazy ass. But he is mobile!!! That is 1 step closer to walking. He also has been cranky due to all four of his one year molars coming in. And I finally let go of his baby hair. He had this Jonathan Taylor Thomas hair pre-teenager days thing going on. Here is a before... and after..Once he got his new do', his outlook on life changed and he said, "Look out world! Here I come! I'm on da loose!!" Those exact words. Here he is with his do and crawling..very nice.

And there's fat Token with her green mouse in the back ground. In other news, I'm still getting stuff done for the wedding. I'm excited. I have everything pretty much done. And then.....Jon's mom starts to freak out. I'm kind of getting annoyed with her, but I keep reassuring her everything is okay (I gave her planning of the rehersal dinner, but I don't even think she has planned that!). Our wedding is nice, not like normal weddings, but it fits us and our budget. The one important thing we wanted was to be alone, just the two of us, for a week. We planned our honeymoon first. And then what ever money we had left was for the wedding (with help from Ma & Pops). I have never had Jonathan all to myself for a whole week! We always had the kids around...I don't know what I'm going to do with no kids for a whole week! Well, I'll have plenty to do. I will make sure of it. Anyway, thats about it. I'll probably not be around like always...but its for a good reason! Lately, I've had some wedding "situations" and go off on rants. It's not me being crazy, I've been a real good girl! It's all the other idiots around. But maybe I might shower you with some funny rants. Peace out Homies!

Catch up!

Nothing much going on here. I've just been busy trying to get presents for everyone and their damn mom. And busy worrying about the wedding. I have already had 2 nightmares where I was an hour late to my own wedding, looking like shit, and screaming at everyone to get dressed and ready. And then I walk out and all the guests already left. Then I really freak. And it felt so real, I wake up thinking I'm already married and that was my wedding. I already had a problem with the invitations...UPS decided to send them to the WRONG address. I'm very thankful for Connie, the lady they shipped them to. She called us and told us what happened right away. Thank you Connie! I don't know you, but I already love you!! As to you, UPS...your outfits make you all look like walking shits. Thanks for almost giving me a heart attack! You don't do that to a control freak! If you guys want to know my personality just watch Elliot Reed from Scrubs...especially when she's planning out her wedding. She even gets coo-coo and tries to plan her own bachelorette party, yup, I want to do that too. Moving on..

Today is my older brother's birthday today!! woo hoo!! He's 38!! He's a Sagittarius through and through!! And he's the coolest big brother too. When I left my abusive ex, Chris came with me to pick up the rest of my stuff and to kick my ex's ass if he tried to pull some bullshit with me (because Christopher knows karate!!). And even when he and my parents were going through this big fight, he would still talk to me and tell me things were alright (& it was I, that brought them back together & stop fighting...that's how we middle children roll...haha) But I hope he is having a great day because he does deserve it!!